At about 3 AM, John reached home heavily drunk. As he entered into the bedroom, the clock cuckooed three times, so to make her wife think that he came on 12 at midnight he cuckooed 9 more times himself. Next day when his wife asked, "What time you got home" he replied, "Midnight" She said "Ok fine but we need a new cuckoo clock". He asked "But why?" She answered, "Last night when you came at midnight, it first cuckooed three times, took a pause and said 'Oh Shit !', then it cuckooed five more times and farted, then cuckooed two times and cleared its throat, cuckooed three more times and then started giggling."