Boy Girl
Boy: I Love You.
Girl: I don't
Boy: Waiter get two separate bills for lunch.
A girl and a boy were sitting alone, Boy started touching the girl.
Girl: Don't touch me. All those only after marriage.
Boy: OK! Call me when you are married.
Girl: Will you give me a RING on engagement?
Boy: Sure, give me your cell number.
Boy: Define an opportunist.
Girl: A man who accidentally falls in the river and happily starts to take a lavish bath.
In a park, boy and girl were sitting. They saw two dogs kissing each other.
Boy: If you don't mind can I also?
Girl: OK! But be careful the dog may bite you.
Boy: Dogs are a man's best friend.
Girl: Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Now you know which sex is smarter.
Girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
Friend: No, it's imagination.
Boy: What sort of books are you interest in?
Girl: Cheque books.
Boy: From the day I met you, I haven't drank or smoked.
Girl: How sweet, so you are madly in love with me?
Boy: Shut up! You made my pockets empty.
A girl to a ball boy: What's that?
Ball boy: Tennis balls.
Girl: Oh, that must be painful! I had tennis elbow once.
Boy: We should get married, we have lots in common.
Girl: I don't understand you, you don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
Boy: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Girl: Don't you ever want to improve.
Boy to girl: Hey if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college babes.
Girl: Leave both hands from there, you can see medical college babes.