Doctor Patient
Patient: Doctor, my left leg pains.
Doctor: That's old age.
Patient: My right legs as old and doesn't hurt a bit.
Doctor: The best solution is you give up drinking.
Patient: The next best?
A man to doctor: Is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: Get married
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.
Doctor: Which Soap You Use?
Sardar: Gopal Soap, Gopal Paste, Gopal Brush...
Doctor: Is Gopal an International Company?
Sardar: No Gopal is my roommate.
John: Doc, will I be able to play violin after surgery?
Doctor: Yes
John: Wow! I never could before.
John: I swallowed a mouth organ.
Doctor: Good, you don't play a piano.
Harry: Doc, my wife is unfaithful. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. I am going crazy. Please help me.
Doc: Relax, take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry's bar?
Santa: Doctor, I can hear a voice, can't see anyone.
Doctor: When does this occur?
Santa: While on phone.
Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have brain tumor.
Pappu: Thanks! Now I can tell my dad that I have brain.
Dentist: I am going to drill your tooth
Woman: The pain is so awful, I'd rather have a baby!
Dentist: Make up your mind, I'll have to adjust my chair.
An 80-year-old: Doctor, my 20-year-old wife is pregnant.
Doctor: Once a hunter killed a wild lion with a shot from his umbrella!
Oldie: Impossible! Someone else must have fired the shot.
Doctor: Exactly!
Doctor: Do you snore at night?
Crack: Only when I am not awake.