Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:  Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

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My girlfriend phoned me the other day and said: “Come on over, there’s nobody home”.
I went over. Nobody was home.

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Girlfriend: Kuch aisa kaho ke dhadkan tez ho jaye.
Boyfriend: Bhag tera bhai aa raha hai.

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