Interviewer: What is the difference between a paper clip and a screw?
Interviewee: I do not know. I have never been paper clipped.

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Interviewer: Can you do anything that other people can’t?
Interviewee: I can read my handwriting!

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Interviewer: Why did you quit your last job?
Interviewee: Sickness
Interviewer: What was it?
Interviewee: My boss was sick of me.

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Interviewer: Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration?
Interviewee: Women's face.

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