Law professor: Which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business?
Student: Father-in-law.

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Man at the post office: I am sending out 1000 mushy cards signed, ‘Guess who?’
Second man: But why?
Man: I’m a divorce lawyer.

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Husband: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about is once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

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Peter to Lawyer: What are your fees?
Lawyer: Rs. 5000 for three questions.
Peter: Isn’t it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

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