Man: Am I your first?
Woman: You might be, you look familiar.

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Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.

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Man: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
Woman: He’s breathing.

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Man discovered trade, invented money, then,
Woman discovered money and man has never recovered.

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A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married.
A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

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A train in about to crash! A frantic virgin strips off and says, ‘Can anyone make me feel like a woman before I die?’
A man takes off his clothes and shouts ‘Iron these!’

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Woman: Why aren’t you married yet?
Man: I already have enough laundry to do.

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