Marriage Jokes

Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There is no point in two people remembering the same thing!
Man: I love being married.
Friend: Really?
Man: It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Bachelor: According to a survey, a married man lives longer than a single man.
Married man: But married men are lot more willing to die!
Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and
Two under the man’s eyes.
Shadi ke baad kavi apni biwi se:
Aaj se tum meri kavita ho, kalpana ho,

Biwi: Mere liye bhi aap dinesh ho, rajesh ho.