Jokes

Joke! Joke!! Joke!!! Various jokes and humour to make you smile.


Marriage Jokes

Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There is no point in two people remembering the same thing!
Man: I love being married.
Friend: Really?
Man: It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Bachelor: According to a survey, a married man lives longer than a single man.
Married man: But married men are lot more willing to die!
Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and
Two under the man’s eyes.
Shadi ke baad kavi apni biwi se:
Aaj se tum meri kavita ho, kalpana ho,

Biwi: Mere liye bhi aap dinesh ho, rajesh ho.