Daughter: Mom, I think my school is haunted.
Mom: What do you mean, the school must be haunted?
Daughter: The principal talked about the school spirit.

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Daughter calls mom after two days of marriage.
Daughter: I fought with my husband.
Mom: Chill. Happens.
Daughter: that’s OK. But what do I do with his body?

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Mother: How did you find school today?
Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was!

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