Mother Son
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom gets angry and asks, "Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?"
Boy: "Yes, I saw dad".
Child: Who is this man who comes every night and disappears in morning?
Mother: Thank god you saw him, he is your father a “Software Engineer”.
Son: When I was in the bus with dad, he told me to give my seat to a lady.
Mom: That’s good.
Son: But I was sitting on his lap.
Boy: Mon, where did all of my intelligence come from?
Mom: Well son, you must have got it from your father, because I still have mine.
Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?
Jimmy: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake?
Mom: Certainly. Take this piece and cut it into two.
Beta: Maa, papa bahut sharif he!
Maa: Kaise?
Beta: Ladki ko dekte hi ek ankh band kar lete hai!