Passenger aboard a ship: Who is that man on the island, shouting and desperately waving his hands? Captain: I’ve no idea. Every year when we pass, he just goes nuts.
Ship was sinking Person on board: How far is land? Captain: 1 km Person: Which direction? Captain: Downwards!
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