The speed of turning pages is directly proportional to the syllabus to be covered, assuming that knowledge remains constant in the process.

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Performance of boys in the exam is inversly proportional to number of girls present in the exam hall.

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Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.

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For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

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Newton’s first law of exams:
Every book continues to be in the state of rest or covered with dust, until and unless an external or internal exam appears.

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