Do you know why rajini doesn’t burst crackers?
First time rajinikanth burst cracker. It became so big that we call it sun!

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Rajini impact:
I have so many rajinikanth messages in my cell phone that I don’t need to charge my cell.

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Once Rajinikanth was playing with stone near Kanyakumari, he kicked the stone to beach, today it is called Sri Lanka.

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Once having a hookah, rajinikanth made a smoke ring and it went into space, today that ring is known as ring of Saturn.

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Once rajinikanth, after chewing the paan spit on the wall of a building. Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT.

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Principal: What you want to become in future?
Student: After studying MBBS, I want to join police force and get good job in a good software company and work as lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become actor.
Principal: What is your name?
Student: Rajinikanth.

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Question: Rajinikanth purchased two elephants, two camels and two horses from zoo. Why?
Answer: To play chess

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Question: Do you have any idea why in Japan there is frequent earthquake?
Answer: Because Rajinikanth lost his mobile in Japan in vibrate mode.

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