Rajinikanth
Once rajinikanth participated in bike race.
Don’t even try to guess what happened.
Rajinikanth won the race on neutral gear.
Rajini power:
What is that Rajinikanth can do that we can’t even think of doing it?
He can answer a missed call.
Rajinikanth participated in 100 meters race and obviously he came first.
But Einstein died after watching that.
Because light came second.
Ronaldo: I can spin a football on my finger for two hours. Can you?
Rajinikanth: How do you think the Earth spins?
When god is in shock he exclaims
“Oh my Rajinikanth!!!”
Lagan by Rajnikanth:
Climax:
One ball 23 runs needed, bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball splits in four pieces.
All pieces go for 6‘s India wins!
Kanna mind it!
Rajinikanth answer a missed call and has counted to infinity twice.
Rajinikanth can read and speak in Braille.
If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” it replies, “Run while you still have the chance”
Rajinikanth was practicing for a spelling test. The rough sheet is known as the Oxford Dictonary.
Fact of pyramids:
Pyramids of Egypt are actually not built by Egyptians;
Those are Rajinikanth’s primary school geometry projects.
The symbol for the rupee is actually Rajinikanth’s signature.
When rajinikanth switches on his AC without closing the door,
Winter starts in India.
Rajinikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral.
One Sunday morning Rajinikanth in a good mood to surprise his wife had put the rangoli in front of his house.
And we studied it as network analysis.
Rajinikanth's New Dialogue:
“I will hit you so hard that even GOOGLE will not be able to find you”.
Intel's new ad: Rajinikanth Inside.
Rajinikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that because light came second.
Rajinikanth is the secret of Boost's energy, and Complan is a Rajinikanth Boy.
Rajinikanth has a status of Madame Tussauds at his house.
The rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth's signature.
Rajinikanth's pulse is measured in Richter scale.
Rajinikanth knows who let the dogs out.
Rajinikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.
When Rajini was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
Rajinikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan via 'Bluetooth'.