Salesman: this PC will cut your workload by 50%.
Sardar: I’ll take two of them.
I may walk slowly but I never walk backwards – Lincoln,
If I walk back it’s to jump over the hurdles towards my goal – Obama,
I don’t need to walk because I have bike – Sardar.
Santa declares:
I will never marry in my life and will give the same advice to my children also.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
Darling, on our engagement day wil you give me a ring?
Sardar: Ya sure! From landline or mobile?
Professor: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: One who started dieting but forgot to stop it.
Sardar: May I come in sir?
Interviewer: Wait please.

Sardar: 75 Kgs.
Dog was chasing a sardar. Sardar runs but laughing.
A man asked: Why are you laughing?
Sardar replied: I use Airtel network but hutch network is following me.
Sardar ki patni sardar se boli: “Aap hazaaro me ek hai”.
Sardar ne ek thappad maara, aur poocha: “Baaki 999 koun hai?”