Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup! Waiter: I’m sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
Bellboy: Anything else, sir? Customer: No Bellboy (Noticing a beautiful satin negligee on the bed): Anything for your wife? Customer: Please bring up a postcard.
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