Jessica: I saved my hubby from drowning in the swimming pool.
Mary: How?
Jessica: I removed my foot from his head.

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Betty: I got a shirt for my husband.
Dotty: Oh, you’re lucky. I wish I could make a swap like that!

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Woman leaves lover on the bed to pick the phone.
Lover: Who was it?
Woman: My Husband.
Lover: I better get going. Where was he?
Woman: Relax. He’s downtown playing poker with you.

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