QUOTES

Quotes by Bill Cosby

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone."
- Bill Cosby
"A word to the wise ain't necessary, It's the stupid ones who need advice."
- Bill Cosby
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
- Bill Cosby
"The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now."
- Bill Cosby
"Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet."
- Bill Cosby
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."
- Bill Cosby
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
- Bill Cosby
"Gray hair is Gods graffiti."
- Bill Cosby
"I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed l..."
- Bill Cosby
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I-m not talking about the ki..."
- Bill Cosby
"A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child."
- Bill Cosby
"In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers..."
- Bill Cosby
"A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise."
- Bill Cosby
"When you become senile, you won't know it."
- Bill Cosby
"All Children Have Brain Damage!"
- Bill Cosby
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
- Bill Cosby
"If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up."
- Bill Cosby
"Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking."
- Bill Cosby
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."
- Bill Cosby
"Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to sto..."
- Bill Cosby
"Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy."
- Bill Cosby
"When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are..."
- Bill Cosby
"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in an..."
- Bill Cosby
"You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any."
- Bill Cosby
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
- Bill Cosby
"The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine."
- Bill Cosby
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the ki..."
- Bill Cosby