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Husband, Wife And Cellphone



There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men   picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:


Husband: Hello?

Wife: Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?

Husband: Yes.

Wife:Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw abeautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?

Husband:What’s the price?

Wife:Only $1,000.

Husband:Well, OK, go ahead get it, if you like it that much.

Wife: Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I saw one I really liked. It’s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.

Husband: What price did he quote you?

Wife:Only $65,000.

Husband:OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

Wife:Great! But before we hang up, something else…

Husband: What?

Wife:It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank accountand I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the housewe had looked at last year. It's for sale!Remember the one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property.

Husband: How much are they asking?

Wife: Only $450,000, a magnificent price and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover.

Husband:Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?

Wife:OK,sweetie.Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!

Husband: Bye, I love you too.


The man hangs up and closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking athim in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand whileholding the phone and asks: “Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to?”