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All about wives



  1. My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
  2. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
  3. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
  4. I bought my wife a new car.
    She called and said, "There was water in the carburettor."
    I asked her, "Where's the car?"
    She replied, "In the lake."
  5. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  6. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
  7. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
    So I got myself two girlfriends.
  8. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
  9. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
    The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
  10. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same: "You can have mine."
  11. It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
    It only seems longer.
  12. Losing a wife can be very hard.
    In my case, it was almost impossible.
  13. A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
    The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
  14. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.