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Bhai Ka Resume



Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala

Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA).

Education:

  • S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994.
  • S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists (VPISUA), August 1996.
  • Thesis: "On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts".

Course Work:

  • Cop Psychology,
  • Plastic Explosives Technology,
  • Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory,
  • International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking,
  • Object Oriented Crime Design.

Work Experience:

  • Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991.
  • Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project.
  • Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavours (Patent# 007,13,666).

Summer Internship:

  • Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990.
  • Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings.
  • Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta collections.

Honours& Achievements:

  • Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime).
  • Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter.
  • Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
  • Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
  • Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business & fake academic degree supply.

References:

  1. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi.
  2. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi.
  3. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai.