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A Guys Selection

How guys select the girl they want to marry A man is datin...


A Page From A Guy's Diary

Everyone in their lives would have had crushes, and I too ha...


A Store That Sells Husband

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On ...


All about wives

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. My wi...


All Girls Hate This

Question: What is the difference between women and puppies?...


Are Girls Intelligent

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if sh...


Best Britain Joke

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he ...


Bhai Ka Resume

Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala Objective: To obtain a challen...


Boost Your Morale

This might help you boost up your morale   One day ...


Captain Vijaykanth

One day in captain's life. Story of our captain's movie. ...


Catholic Heart Attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart byp...


Change Password

Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. Sh...


Confidence

A trainee in a big multinational company dialled CEO by mist...


Cute Three Year Old

Three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting wi...


Dont Marry Software Girl

Computer humour Never marry a Testing girl since she alway...


Driving License

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house fo...


Drunkards Heart

A heart touching story: A 19 year old boy went to beer shop,...


Eleventh Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously div...


Engineer And MBA

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their te...


Engineers And Doctors

Seven engineers and seven doctors are going from Pune to Mum...


Engineers Life

Once a man went to a veterinary doctor and said: Doctor I ha...


Fate Of Engineer

A tragic love story on an engineer   When I was in...


Four Questions

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have ...


Funny Advertisements

In A Long Island Shop: Guitar for sale. Cheap. No strings ...


Funny Applications

See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of Eng...


Funny Computer Comments

//remarks //The point of this is to work around his poor de...


Funny English Signs

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDE...


Funny Interview

Officer: What is your name? Candidate: M P., Sir. Offic...


Funny Oneliners

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading....


George Bush And Abdul Kalam

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abd...


God's Humor

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the ...


Guide To Wife Translation

The wife says: You want. The wife means: You want. The wi...


Gujarati And Microsoft

Why Guajarati’s do well in any field? Bill Gates or...


Husband, Wife And Cellphone

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a...


Husband, Wife And Genie

Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Wife ...


Intelligent Software Engineers

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Ch...


It Is All About Marriage

Four secrets to a happy marriage It is important to find a ...


Laloo Prasad and Bill Gates

Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Micro...


Mallu Bachelor's Proposal Letter

CAUTION: MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT EATING OR DRINKING WHEN READI...


Mathematical Certainty

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? E...


Meanings Finally Found

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Boss: Someon...


Nails In The Fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father...


Naughty Glen

A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to...


Perspective

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on...


Postmans Retirement Gift

After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is prep...


Priceless Words

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces h...


Rabri Devi And Yamaraj

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (don’t laugh). As s...


Raman And Narayan

During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting: Raman: Naraya...


Sardar And Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to i...


Sardar Pakistani Bangladeshi

Pakistani, Bangladeshi and our Sardar are in a bar one night...


Self Appraisal

Achievement is almost automatic when the goal becomes an inn...


Think Positive

Finding positive out of every negative is nice that helps us...


Software Engineers Thinking

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Ch...


Software Tamil Movies

Kannukkul Nilavu: Thinking of going US in H1B Sollamale: Wi...


This Is Business

How to do business? Father: I want you to marry a girl o...


True Time Management

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference...


Two Men and a Lady

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island The t...


Walmart And Woman

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal...


Who Works For India

The population of India is 100 crores. But 19 crores are ret...


Why Ladies Are Single

The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The h...


Words Women Use

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when th...


Worlds Shortest Essay

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who...