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Meanings Finally Found



  1. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
  2. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  3. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
  4. Classic: A book which people praise, but does not read.
  5. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  6. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
  7. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
  8. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
  9. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest… Except that he got caught.
  10. Dictionary: Place where divorce comes before marriage.
  11. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  12. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
  13. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
  14. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
  15. :A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  16. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
  17. Father: A banker provided by nature.
  18. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to students without passing through the minds of either.
  19. Love: Temporary illness curable by marrying some other boy or girl.
  20. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
  21. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
  22. Marriage: The only union that can’t be organized. Both sides think they’re management.
  23. Marriage: Wherein one is always right and the other is husband.
  24. MATHS: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.
  25. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
  26. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  27. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
  28. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “see I am not injured yet.”
  29. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
  30. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
  31. Politician: Person who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
  32. Professor: Person who talks in someone else’s sleep.
  33. Programmer: An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.
  34. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
  35. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
  36. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.