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Who Works For India



The population of India is 100 crores.

But 19 crores are retired. They can’t work.

That leaves 81 crores.

There are 25 crores in schools; they are still not ready to work.

This leaves 56 crores.

Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Government, they won’t work.

Leaving 34 crores.

Four crores are in the Armed Forces, they are busy guarding the borders.

Which leaves 30 crores.

Take away from above total the 20 crores people work for state governments (State Government employees officially do not work!)

And that leaves 10 crores.

Currently total unemployed are 8 crores.

And that leaves 2 crores to do the work.

At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals, they are unable to work.

Leaving 80 lakhs.

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout the country.

That leaves just 2 people to do the work.

Just two.

You and me!

Currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails.

So I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India is surviving!

Now, please go back and do your job because, for a change, I want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that.